Whats the strangest thing you have seen at your workplace?

i work at a hilton garden inn graveyard aswell. and bout a week ago this guy came in half drunk asking for a room. i checked to see if we had availabilty. at that time this woman walks in with the skimpiest dress ive ever seen. so i told the guy the rate which was about 169 plus tax, then right in front of me he turned looked at the woman from head to toe and he said "yeah your worth it" gave me the money and left to the room. fortyfive minutes later he comes down and he stops at the desk and tells me "hey shes still good for another fifteen minutes, you wanna give her a ride?" i looked at him with the most confused stare ever. "no, no, no, no, what is wrong with you"